I may have heard about this detox- steaming for your vagina before but I kinda didn’t pay any attention to it. But lately my vigina and I haven’t been getting along. BV (upset delicate pH balance) is a bitch and all women get it. I just get mine more frequently due to my birth control. Okay you maybe thinking TMI but shit it’s normal and natural.Like no one ever wants to speak about their vigina, pussy , kitty kat , whatever you call her. No ones vigina smells like fucking roses and maybe you eat pineapples and strawberries everyday, but trust me we all have a natural body odor. Your vigina is suppose to smell. Oh ,sorry if you didn’t know this fun fact. Quick Bio lesson, the vagina has its own microbiome(environment) filled with different bacteria and yeast. Which are mixed and has your garden smelling less like flowers and more like odors that needs to be tamed. Shit, we all sweat , wear jeans, accumulate moisture and sometimes forget our panty liners. Okay so back to my detox-steaming home remedy of the vajayjay experience.
So, I was at this women’s health expo and it turned out to be wack. I had to support since I was there , so I purchased some herbs for my vagina. I thought this could be pretty cool and what they hell it’s natural and I wanna smell as close to a rose garden as I possibly can. They lady tried to explain to me how to use it but I wasn’t really listening. I was going to youtube it anyways. I also grab this natural apple cider vinegar wash, I’m like fuck it why not go all out for her. ( V-steaming cost like $175 at a Spa, I think NOT, lol)
I couldn’t wait to get home and use it. But , first I must youtube and google this shit. I don’t want my pussy to fall off, lol.I must of youtubed ten different videos to really ensure that I got the point. So,once I understood that you just boil hot water, put the herbs in. Sit over the bowl, but the chair, must have an opening like a open-seated stool. Use a towel to create a tent over the bowl and just steam your vagina. So, all I had was a crate and I sat my ass on that. I put a trash bag over the crate to insulate the bowl and steam. I was super duper hype to try this shit. I seen one video where the sista lit some incense , candle and made her area screamed positive energy. And I’m all about that positive shit.
So, after heating up my herbs, which you can purchase from the grocery store. Basil, Oregano, Lavender, Rosemary, Mugwort, Garden Sage, Peppermint and Lemon balm. I’m sure your local Whole Food has all this shit. I heard that this steaming maybe able to cure fibroids, yeast infections,BV, decrease menstruation and etc. I’m not clear if any of that is true , I can’t attest to it but I know one thing, it felt great. It’s felt good to relax and have a spa day just for my vagina. I don’t know if it really did anything for me medically but I know it’s an amazing feeling mentally and emotionally.
Like I was explaining, after heating up the herbs, sitting on my crate and wrapping a blanket around my waist to hold the steam in, the relaxation begun. I turned my lights off in my room and turned on my head board lights. I put on slow music, lit some incense and candle, then mediated. I could feel the steam touch my lips then sweat off. It’s felt like something great was going on down there, not sexually but spiritually.I felt like it was more hydrated. I sat naked on this crate for about 45 minutes. I felt that I had to share this shit because it was a great experience. I recommend women doing this for themselves and for their girl ( vigina lol). We need to take more time to care for her personally. You should try doing it right after your period goes off. It just makes you feel empowered and rejuvenated. Afterwards I took a nice hot bath and I just felt great. I will be steaming at least once a month! And for thoses who are actually having sex this year, let me know its effectiveness in enhancing sexual pleasure, if the rumors are true.